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Federal Pest Control would love to help you with all your Pest Control needs. Fedpest are one of South East Queensland’s most established and trusted Pest Controllers, with over 25 years in the industry we’ve helped over 300,000 customers protect their homes and businesses from unwanted Pests.
The Best Pesties
Fedpest the name you can trust
Meet Glen, all-round good guy, great Pestie too.
Glen with one ‘n’, Glenny, Glenos, Glen20 or Glen Coco (from the movie Mean Girls) as the office girls have been known to call him! Glen took joining the Fedpest family quite literally, having married one of Deb & Andy’s fair maidens Sophie. He’s a dapper dad of two and has also dappled as Dadbod Tik Tok rapper. He was once chased from a job by seven sausage dogs – they were apparently really quite vicious we’re told. He enjoys working for Fedpest so he can pretend he’s a Ghostbuster.
He’s part of the woodwork, (pardon the Termite pun) but it is fitting and true! Got trouble with Termites? Blake’s a Termite Management Technician that’s honest, trustworthy and loyal. With expertise and knowledge that’s second to none – our customers just adore him. Our Blake’s been with us now for 15 years and somehow mysteriously hasn’t really aged at all. Really though we’ve loved watching him grow up, kick goals, travel and even get married too. His mama always taught him to ‘enjoy his life’, perhaps that’s why he always makes time for a sneaky pre-work Surf to make sure he starts his day off right. ‘Blake with a Surfboard in the back of the Van’ – he’s all about Surfing, camping, 4WDing and likes playing guitar. Get the job done then have some fun!
Say G’day to Andy, our head honcho here at Fedpest HQ
Introducing our number one Pestie! Mr Fedpest himself! The legendary Andy Lamont! Head honcho, founding father, walking pest encyclopedia, certified Pestologist. Husband of co-founder Deb. He didn’t come down in the last shower, he’s been around the traps you might say! Though he’s still a spring chicken our silver fox has been keeping pests at bay for a just over quarter a century. He knows a thing or two about Termites, and could coach you all on cockroach varieties. He’s a bit of a clever clogs, having breezed his Honours of Law – Mr Legum Baccalaureus. When he’s not on the tools, he’s out on the sea! Singin’ “a sailor’s life is the life for me” – because he’s a badass boatie, a madman sailor…It’s his happiest place you sea!
Meet Steve, everyone needs a Steve!
Famous for a good insect-related Dad joke! Steve’s hit us with some of the best; like;
Q: How can you tell an ant’s gender? A: Put it in water. If it sinks it’s a girl ant, if it floats it’s buoyant. | Q: Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance? A: Because it was a mothball. | Q. What do you call a fly with no wings? A. A walk
He’s had some pretty rave reviews our Curt, he’s one of Brisbane’s finest! Book him once you’ll book him again, the best in the biz – the best that there is. If your furchild’s cause a flea infestation, or you’re catching cockies creeping round at night – call and request for Curtis, he sure knows just what to do. Once gave us a giggle when recalled by a customer as Clive instead of Curtis – who yet left him a glowing, gracious 5 STAR review. Perhaps it can stick, we’ll call him Courteous Curt – Clive! With stars golden and five! He loves Sushi, Mexican and Indoor Soccer. He’s Can-do Curt – he’s ‘livin his pest life’ we love having him in our Fedpest Family!
Have you met our lovable larrikin lad Jamie, or Yeatsy to his mates? He’s our courageous Canadian – with one hellova cheeky grin! Spiders got you crawling the wall? Dad too scared to help a damsel in distress? Mouse in the house got you couch surfing? You can put our Jamie to the test! He books out year round, because our clients think he’s the best. Jamie is protecting customers from the Northern Gold Coast against all kinds of pests! Always smiling. Catchphrase – ‘He’s Killing it!’ King of contradictions he’s our sweetheart that loves listening to metal.
Meet Thor, the other Thor.
He’s not quite Chris Hemsworth but he’s still one hellova guy and a two thumbs up kinda Pestie! Our customers sure do love him! Give him a giggle and ask for Thor’s autograph. He’s not quite Chris Hemsworth but he’s still one HELLOVA guy, and a TWO THUMBS UP kinda Pestie! Our customers sure do love him, perhaps because – he says ‘he always tries to just be his best at all times’. Our customers just love our happy-go-lucky Badmington loving buddy from Bangkok. His mother taught him to always ‘be good and be kind’, we once heard back he’d administered first aid to a gentleman who lay fallen up the street from his job – see he IS a Super Hero of a guy! On weekends he loves spending time with his family and his little dog ‘Lucky’ (or his baby as he calls him), and playing a game of Golf or Baddy! He’s an easy listening music lover, that loves driving to places he’s never been. Give him a giggle and shout him a “Hey Hemsworth” when you see him about town!
Introducing Wes from hometown Mauritius, he’s hands-down one of the most honest and hardworking Pest Controllers there is. A true GEN-U-INE GENTLE-MAN. He moved to Australia with his young family in 2008. And we’re so pleased and proud to have him – he fits in the Fedpest Family just great. A polite, professional perfectionist – who’s loyal and tries his best to a tee. All traits which serve our customers well, and ensure they’re happy as can be. If you catch him at the lights havin’ a behind the wheel boogie, our best guess … would be that he’s listening to his favourite – Bon Jovi right Wes? ‘Woah, we’re halfway there, Woah, livin’ on a prayer, Take my hand, we’ll make it I swear, Woah, livin’ on a prayer!’
Berny with a Y! Got Termites or Pests – he’s your guy!
Our legendary longest man standing, Fedpest Family through and through. Berny’s been with us since way back at close to the beginning! 19+ years is pretty darn good innings. If you want to talk about termites? have a banter about bedbugs? Or a convo about cockies? Hear some wisdom about wasps? Or puns about possum catching? Our customers just adore him, he cares about quality service and treats every customer all like family. Integrity, honour and a huge heart. We’re so lucky to have him. He’s the best of the best – our Berny! And a bonus not to be sniffed at – he’s got other secret skills in cheffing, that come handy at a staff barbeque!